i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
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